The beginning of the war

Toeby woke from his deep slumber to find that he had completely run out of food, water, electricity, toiletries, washing detergent and soap. He discovered this by waking up and falling out of the cupboard itself, he had been meditating on a way to remove the 'human threat' as he now called it. Alas his plans would have to wait, he needed to go shopping first, Toeby just hoped that they still stocked his wild-berry shampoo and that strange deodorant.